hi guys

this is cool (maybe, i hope.....)

heading twoooo oohohohohoo

yeah haaaaha heading two how do we do mister kazoo

i actually felt my stomach drop how corny that was my god.. jesus of israel.. what if i put another heading riiiiiiightt..

here

okay okej, i see, cool cool

HELLO!?!!!!!???!!!!????!!? HEY!!!! YOU THERE, BUDDY!!!! WHATCHA THINK YA UP TO???!!? DAMN PUNK!!!

Oh, well, my goodness, sir. May I ask why you are yelling at this hour? Do you not see the clock, sir? My this here little wristwatch says, I believe, could that be.. twenty-one... thirty-eight? Oh, no, twenty-one forty-three. Yes, 21:43. Now 44. Regardless, I fail to see what exactly I've done. You see, all I did was take my daily afternoon trot around the city to fuffil my leisure time. Do forgive my language but you have no right to yell at me in such a manner! You're bothering the wee children trying to slumber, don't you realise, sir? You're being a public nuisance I think! So now, leave me be!

... err ... ERRRRR!!!! YOU DARN BRITTS!! GET OUT OF MY DAMN COUNTRY DARN IT!!!.... SHUT UP HELINDA!!!! DON'T MAKE ME SHOOT HIM, BABY!!! DONT YOU FRIGGIN FORGET ITS MY AMERICAN RIGHT!!!!! ...i'm sorry, helinda... yes, yes.. please still make me my nightime tea with the 2 sugarcubes... yes, i'll come back inside..